Welcome to the Fold
You have taken the Oath. You have been seasoned. You are no longer a stray chip in the void—you are one with the taco.
From this day forward, you shall walk the salsa path, speak the truths of the Crunch, and honor the sacred shell in all its forms. Your journey will be strange. It may be spicy. It will definitely be extra. But you are not alone now. The Fold has accepted you.
Go forth. Spread the crunch. The Taco sees you.
From this day forward, you shall walk the salsa path, speak the truths of the Crunch, and honor the sacred shell in all its forms. Your journey will be strange. It may be spicy. It will definitely be extra. But you are not alone now. The Fold has accepted you.
Go forth. Spread the crunch. The Taco sees you.